Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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