can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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