theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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