chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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