he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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