Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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