I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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