i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
high people should be assigned attendants
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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