His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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