At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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