Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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