hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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