Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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