Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.