Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He better not be in your backpack
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
