Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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