There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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