Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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