I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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