I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
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Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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