I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Randomize