talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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