Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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