Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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