real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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