I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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