did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
COCAINE IS GR8
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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