There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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