for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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