hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
sex in a hospital.. check
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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