I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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