i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
