How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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