Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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