No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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