Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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