No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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