rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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