I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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