Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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