why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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