She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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