I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize