I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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