I need help removing her.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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