Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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