How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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