Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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