You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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