Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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