Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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