8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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