Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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