last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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