he was CRYING into my vagina
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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